Rather bad english

[satria_95]

There was an earlier post about better english or something like that but I can't seem to find it. So here I am starting yet another one.

Here's something that came to my inbox.
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To be really direct, with english like that, I sometimes wonder how long they will survive. I registered with them in June 2004 and as of today, the english is still crap. Although I'm about the same level as them in another language but english seems to be a normal standard these days. Wish them the best... in their language improvement.

 

[boggysv]

sign them up for classes at the british council!!! :lol:

 

[DimDimer]

what the???

 

[phizer]

hahaha.... :lol:

 

[worst_tuning]

:lol:
although i m not good in english...
but i can feel tat, they r ... terrible... :rolleyes:

 

[simplythebest]

Also, there are many colleges hire those lecturers who can't speak proper english. How to teach a student, if the student speaks better than you?

Notice that, only afew lecturers who only serious to teach in colleges ... sighhh!
Most of them only go college wait till 5pm go back home. Nyamahai I've seen before a lecturer who are so fucked up .. (female bitch who can't speak proper english and she took 1 hour to take the whole class attendance, end of the class session we learnt nothing lare
I might want to be a lecturer next time when I graduate. :lol:
I know what the students wants and need. ;) :lol:

Currently, there is a lecturer that I like in coll. My perspective, he's not only a good lecturer .. good leader in the society and his family. He talks alot about the society and also attitude to achieve something, to be successful. That kind of lecturer I really like.

Thought back about the bitch, she only know how to waste time. She don't fucking communicate with the students .. she only know how to fully utilize the 1 hour class session. She go and browse websites .. chaucheeeebyeee!, (lab class). Real bitch.

She fucking get paid doing nothing in college!

 

[williamclw]

Originally posted by boggysv@Feb 14 2005, 23:29
sign them up for classes at the british council!!! :lol:

i joined it last time. but felt like they cheated my money.
my english was better learning from movies then the stupid council.
no offence, maybe its just my tutor then.

 

[aku_sangap]

hehee...same here dude, i think i learned most of my english frm the movies...

p/s: especially the bad words..muahahahahaha

 

[DimDimer]

we all learn new language through it's........coulourful vulgar words first :P

 

[pdj1103]

but nowadays we seldom can watch/listen/read the harsh/bad words in tvs,mags or movies..
most of them been censored alredi lar by our beloved,nice minister.
only some can accidently pass thru by back door.. (is it???) or the editor is feeling sleepy when he browse thru the scene???who knows

 

[headache]

My daughters had the time of their lives when they were in Form 5, with their English teacher, an Indian. If you think Samy Vellu's english is bad, this one takes 1st prize.
Hehehehehehe.... :lol:

Psss... ssstttt....
Actually, majority of us M'sians eat up the alphabet, "h". For example, the words, "three" and "tree" is pronouced identically. The correct way to say "three" is to first stick out your tongue (remember how you perform cunnilingus?) and then try not to spit out your yucky saliva and say the word. Good luck!!!

Disclaimer: My england not that powderful becost I don't cum from Ingland. Sori, ok?

 

[si|verfish]

satria_95: You must be talking about my topic, I think. Anyway, good examples there of the standard of English nowadays.

About British Council or whatever other lessons or courses you might be taking to improve your English. An often used metaphor, "I can bring a cow to a river but I can't make it drink" (or something like that :rolleyes: forgot...). A lot depends on yourself as well. Also, if you are only relying on courses or lessons, you aren't really going to improve much. You have to use the language to improve; read, write and speak the language.

 

[ZephyRed]

Originally posted by simplythebest@Feb 15 2005, 00:09
Also, there are many colleges hire those lecturers who can't speak proper english. How to teach a student, if the student speaks better than you?

Notice that, only afew lecturers who only serious to teach in colleges ... sighhh!
Most of them only go college wait till 5pm go back home. Nyamahai I've seen before a lecturer who are so fucked up .. (female bitch who can't speak proper english and she took 1 hour to take the whole class attendance, end of the class session we learnt nothing lare
I might want to be a lecturer next time when I graduate. :lol:
I know what the students wants and need. ;) :lol:

Currently, there is a lecturer that I like in coll. My perspective, he's not only a good lecturer .. good leader in the society and his family. He talks alot about the society and also attitude to achieve something, to be successful. That kind of lecturer I really like.

Thought back about the bitch, she only know how to waste time. She don't fucking communicate with the students .. she only know how to fully utilize the 1 hour class session. She go and browse websites .. chaucheeeebyeee!, (lab class). Real bitch.

She fucking get paid doing nothing in college!

education is going down the drain....

 

[equin0x]

probably the english is meant at such that, not only high grad can understand the meaning of it but for the low education easy digestion too.. :D

 

[satria_95]

si|verfish,
Yes, I think I was refering to your thread. I can't seem to trace it back although I went back a few pages. In any case, what I notice is that the previous posts were all empty. So I figured that I start another one.
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In case some may want to oppose my comments above, I wasn't and am still not insulting that website's English but rather the lack of improvement even after at least 7 months of being online. No doubt some may find it challenging to learn the English language but they could have at least used Microsoft Word to compose their sentences as MS Word, as many will know, has got built in thesaurus and spell checking facilities. I wouldn’t admit being all the best in English though I may consider myself averagely good but I still use MS Word to compose what I need just to ensure that I’ve got everything in good order. Well, of course, if it’s just for casual or informal purposes, then I guess it wouldn’t have to be all that accurate so long as the message gets through accordingly.
I’ve just received a few more mails from that website, only to have more mails to put in the thrash. hahaha

 

[boggysv]

Originally posted by williamclw+Feb 15 2005, 00:17 -->

QUOTE (williamclw @ Feb 15 2005, 00:17 )

--QuoteBegin-boggysv

@Feb 14 2005, 23:29 sign them up for classes at the british council!!! :lol:

i joined it last time. but felt like they cheated my money. my english was better learning from movies then the stupid council. no offence, maybe its just my tutor then. [/b][/quote] well...I'm just joining to get some exposure only, and I also want that Business English cert on my resume :lol: ...at least my tutor is not bad, he corrects our mistakes and all. The best thing I've learnt so far is that they (foreigner) think we (asians) are way too polite and formal in our e-mails :blink:

 

[Lee36328]

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