Taking A Woman To Bed~~

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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

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At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

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At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

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At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

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At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

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At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

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At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.


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At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

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At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
 

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