The hOnest trUth About mEN~~

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nice one..
hahaha..
hv 2 admit the truth is there as seen!!..
 
hhmm.... how about...

Guys just need to stop being bastards
Girls just need to stop being bitches.

Solves a whole lot of points here and there.
 
the way i see it.....
it's harder for a guy to crack whatever a girl is thinking....
it should be easier for girls to predict what a guy is thinking....

guys are like standard engine whereas girls are like rojak engine...too many things rojak until pening kepala...

i don't think i'll ever understand girls....
 
1. The nice men are ugly.
The nice men have to be nice coz of ugliness .

2. The handsome men are not nice
That is so not true only a few bastard out there.

3. The handsome & nice men are gay.
This I have to admit I really don't know why god so unfair.

4. The handsome, nice & heterosexual men are married.
So the clever ones got hold of them first while you are still choosing.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men , have no money.
Well that is half true.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
This one, all ppl with money think like that ma irrelevant of sexes n looks.
7. The handome men without money are after our money.
That is your own choice of men.You choose you bear with it.
8. The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
When you have both, you tend to be choosy ,don't women do that always.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice & have no money, are cowards.
Like you say no money still want to act lanci ,pegi la you will say.So better to keep quiet and keep the hands in the pocket.If not ask you out than say Can you pay?

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice & have money & thank God are straight, are shy, & NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!.
ACT COOL man. So you better makes the first moves,if not than back to no.4.

Have a nice day:shades_smile:
 
2. The handsome men are not nice
That is so not true only a few bastard out there.

Already proven is this guy
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/354/527858383lca4.jpg

Handsome but evil. The left one la not his gay cousin (got people call gay) LOL



Oh ya, askin if this guy in this video consider as what kind of guy ?????
YouTube - (Translated) Angry German Kid - Correct Translation

P/S: check his videos n parodies here.
http://www.zerotohundred.com/newfor...oads/119246-anyone-play-game-like-this-2.html
 
Bro driftkingII,
Oh ya, askin if this guy in this video consider as what kind of guy ?????

Well got to give credit to the f***ing A88H*le parents.
No time to teach only got time to make babies.
Not only in the germany but here in Malaysia also.I have personally seen this kind of kid.
What a pity.:confused_smile:
 
hhmm.... how about...

Guys just need to stop being bastards
Girls just need to stop being bitches.

Solves a whole lot of points here and there.

Then again, nice girl likes bastard thought .... and nice guy loves sluts .... or any guy, hehehehehe .... :mouth_closed:
 
LOL nice thread. I am no. 1, 5 and 9 exactly mixed into equal parts. I love baffling women. Ta-da! losers like me do exist, that shud be some credit to melody's post. Face it tho, women baffle men just as much.

unker devious,
ROFLMAO so true! i mean i stopped reading somewhere at the early 40s but... ahahaha
 
Already proven is this guy
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/354/527858383lca4.jpg

Handsome but evil. The left one la not his gay cousin (got people call gay) LOL



Oh ya, askin if this guy in this video consider as what kind of guy ?????
YouTube - (Translated) Angry German Kid - Correct Translation

P/S: check his videos n parodies here.
http://www.zerotohundred.com/newfor...oads/119246-anyone-play-game-like-this-2.html

That is one spoilt kid! If I'm his parent I'll disown him muahhahahaa!
 
That is one spoilt kid! If I'm his parent I'll disown him muahhahahaa!
Well the kid is innocent coz he is just a kid.the Parent is the one to blame and yet the kid get the blame.
Sigh! what does the kid know if the father and mom doesn't teach him.
So they becomes like that.
:Not_Impressed:
 
Children r innocent victims.
its the parents who are at fault..
they should instill discipline on their child..
a child needs 2 be educate on many things..
they won't know what's right or wrong..
if the parents won't tell them..
a spolit kid is the result of a parents doing..
 
Children r innocent victims.
its the parents who are at fault..
they should instill discipline on their child..
a child needs 2 be educate on many things..
they won't know what's right or wrong..
if the parents won't tell them..
a spolit kid is the result of a parents doing..

Well the truth is women and men are the same .....Almost.
That is they are human.
 
It works both ways. Parents must play a role and so must the child. I've seen some parents who bring their children up nicely but due to influence from peers or TV or the Internet, they became spolit too.
 
It works both ways. Parents must play a role and so must the child. I've seen some parents who bring their children up nicely but due to influence from peers or TV or the Internet, they became spolit too.

true, too!!
dats why parents need 2 know their children whereabouts..
the type of frens they mixed & go out with..
 
Honest truth bout men is turning into Child talk already ler.
So back to the topic Thankz bro n sis.
I really want to see what others have to say.
Any one have any other views.:Not_Impressed:
 
Yah.. Child's Talk is kinda boring..
Neway its still ok..
Let's get back to MEN!!..
hahaha..
 
Then again, nice girl likes bastard thought .... and nice guy loves sluts .... or any guy, hehehehehe .... :mouth_closed:
If this is the case, then I guess I'm neither guy or gal. And I don't like sluts. Sluts are basically free prostitute. You know, those who sleeps around with guys without asking for money.
 
If this is the case, then I guess I'm neither guy or gal. And I don't like sluts. Sluts are basically free prostitute. You know, those who sleeps around with guys without asking for money.

A know a bunch of them especially in my sekolah menengah la.

Patut some uni students did reasearch on my school girls n most of girls say "they love sex n will do even for free"

*FYI, once my school entered wikipedia as a bad reputation school n soon the information got deleted by wikipedia.
 
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