Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine

Sorry to say this but guys to do the same shit too. Go to Low Yat's lower ground ATM machine. You get to see stupid arses who basically makes love to the ATM machines. Some better still. Do their whole load of banking at the ATM machine in a busy area, where a queue of about 20-30 people are waiting. This is where they do their touch n go reload, pay their bills, do some fund transfers, etc. and at all times, it seems oblivious to them that there is, by that time, already people lining up from one end of the street to the other.

Another case of guys at ATM machines is that they always stand with their dick pressed against your ass crack while in queue. I just don't know what will they get by standing so near unless they are a piece of gay shit. This also proves how many malaysians drive on the road, by following your rear really close. I think all gays should be hung to death by their dicks and balls.

If the ATM people has no queue, then it's fine. Have sexual intercourse with the card slot for all I care. Else, just take your money and leave. If they can't behave with consideration, then they shall be treated without consideration. They should be whacked till the next sun rise.

If there is a queue, have your ATM card in your hand before it even reaches your turn. Think exactly how much you want to withdraw even before it reaches your turn. If you can't make these 2 decisions before it reaches your turn and you hold up the queue, be prepared to kiss the ATM screen really hard because someone will come from behind and smash your face on it so hard, your eyes will come through your ears and your hose will vanish from the front of your face and be reformed at the back of your head.
 
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btw, there are Credit Card, Cheque and Online banking services available out there, stop queuing for ATM! But I spend most time for cash deposit machine now a day. :biggrin:

Mel, no problem. :biggrin:
 

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