My first thread. Tribute to Ah Beng's car

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Since Ah Beng is so famous in M'sia motoring, so i decided to post some Ah Beng's photo as a tribute to "him".

I will start off with this photo, more to come. Post your Ah Beng sightings too please.
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becarefull, alot of ahbeng car here, juz that they dont realize their car is ah beng style. ahahahha!!!
 
eii....time has change. Now Ah beng speak engrish oredi. Oso use hen-phone. Ah Lian use "Ew-Wee" handbag.

Becoz of their recent development, most of them got Engrish name......no longer being call Ah Beng liow.:biggrin: :biggrin:
 
dont argue d...


then we should discuss..

Whos the MOST Ah beng car...hehehe

example: i got fake disc , i got all undercar light...i got...etc...hehe
 
my car got big big spoiler that brings down the car,
i use HID and glare it nice nice at MPV roof
i got those blue color blinking LED on my window and under my car


who more beng than me
yeah
 
Becoz of their recent development, most of them got Engrish name......no longer being call Ah Beng liow.:biggrin: :biggrin:

HAHAHAHAA AGREED !!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I notice all sorts of WEIRD names. Names like Sparrow, Toyota and shit.

Especially when they try to spell a name differently like.... Instead of Steven they spell it "Stiffan" , or "Sheryn" they spell as "Cheryne" .. HAHAHAHHAHHAA.. Why do these AhBengs/Ahlians always try to be different in a weird way?


Anyway, actually I don't really judge a car by it's appearance (unless it looks very bad) . But I will definately judge the car/driver as a loser Ahbeng if he:

- Looks like a Ahbeng muthafucka.
- Drives like a Ahbeng muthafucka.
- Revs around like he wants to race like a Ahbeng muthafucka.
- Talks cantonese loudly thinking he's a HK gangsta like a Ahbeng muthafucka.
 
The "pre-requisite" to be visually recognised as Ah Beng is

1) you must have your hair dyed and have durian hairstyle. Also, you need to buy a pouch bag that slings across your chest.

2) You need to wear t-shirt with dragon picture on it.

3) Also, you need to set "techno song" as your hen phone ringtone.

4) you must keep long finger nail (@ your small finger)
 
The "pre-requisite" to be visually recognised as Ah Beng is

1) you must have your hair dyed and have durian hairstyle. Also, you need to buy a pouch bag that slings across your chest.

2) You need to wear t-shirt with dragon picture on it.

3) Also, you need to set "techno song" as your hen phone ringtone.

4) you must keep long finger nail (@ your small finger)

1) ppl carry pouch because of many purposes...like me i carry pouch because it's conveniance to put all my thing inside...so my pants won't be tat heavy...
so if tis applied to gal, lot of the gals wear poucch too..so gals tat wear pouch = ah beng gf?? so many aged woman go pasar buy vegetables/meat also wear pouch, so they are ah beng?LOL

2) tis one i agree :D...

3) song categories is depends on person characteristic and interest...many of the ppl do like techno/trance...i admit i like trance a lot...

4) tis one not sure...

the best way to say them is the way they react...their attitudes,lifestyle...

actually not by their outlooks and their wearing design...

ppl who talk loud wit no body business in a coffee shop,laff and scolding bad words like he is the bosss...the best way is to go n slap them,they won't dare to react if u dare to do so :D
 
ppl who talk loud wit no body business ...


Ooooh Shit ... I think I've got one just at my work ... I have started a list of Ah Beng pronounciation for both BM and English based on this Beng. So, keep this thread alive and once I have enough words, I'll post it up ... Counting No.60 now ...

Ooo ... by the way, this Beng does have low quality techno on full volume as his ringtone, and I am not referring to Paul Van Dyke, Dave Simmons, Olkenfold or equivalent either ....
 
lol..i meant like they talk big big and loudly...cantonese called as SKL = sin ka lan
 

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