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WW2 in China central



Commander Lee Yuan Long lost 80% of his command officers one night when they were attacked by surprise in their HQ by special Japan battle task group. Trained from Germany.



Commander Lee is supposed to command 1,000 men named Independent Unit of the 8th Road Army of China. Later known as the Red Army of China = Gong Chan Tang (the opposite political wing against democracy today)



After Commander Lee retreat, Commander Yamamoto executed the whole village. Obviously including old and infants. One particular lady was captured back to bass.



When it is Commander Yamamoto’s turn to retreat, their transport trucks were destroyed by artillery of Commander Chu and is forced to retreat to Zhong Yang Chen (Central City) in the middle of China.



Command Chu is from the Central Army (now Taiwan Government). Commander Chu has 5,000 men with heavy artillery, heavy multiple men held small cannons, small rocket launchers and etc.



2nd day



Commander Lee heard of Commander Yamamoto’s location and ordered all his troops out of hiding to attack Zhong Yang Chen. Obviously the left overs officer oppose but ultimately they are unable to win the verbal argument against Commander Lee.



When all the troops mobilize and their squadron & platoon leaders report to Commander Lee……



Lieutenant A = Wah, long time no see Lieutenant B, how are you lately. Just now when I came in, got a shock of my life when pass Road A, thought it was Battalion Z from the south. After asking the soldiers then found out they were yours. Wah actually how many men do you have?



Lieutenant B = Oh, it’s nothing, only slightly over 2,000 men ….. with a couple of captured Italy made cannon, heavy machine guns, etc.



- All captured / stolen from the Japanese Army.

- Lieutenant B was only suppose to command 100 men or so



Commander Lee appears, Secretary of Command submit summary report of men, equipment.



Commander Lee – Wah, when did I have over 10,000 men and heavy artillery??? Good, since god today give me this chance to take revenge against the Japanese for our comrades, I thank you all to allow me to command over 10,000 men. This is the 1st time of my life. We are going to attack Zhong Yang Chen. The odds are 8 to 1. 10,000 ill equipped, ill trained China against 80,000 properly equipped, properly trained, properly supplied, properly fed Japanese Royal Soldier.



Have you ever heard such reckless move ………… all for revenge……………..



Of the 10,000 men 8,000 devoted to primary attack, no retreat plan, no support, no 2nd wave, no strategy, attack Zhong Yang Chen from all directions.



2,000 men left at WEST, EAST, SOUTH to hold off Japanese Reinforcement. Stand and die if necessary.



Once the attack begin, Japan Soldiers were over thrown quickly, because they didn’t expect a full scale non stop attack. By the time they realize and asked for reinforcement, they lost 70% of land. Over 50% casulities.



Japan HQ in China immediately send 2 Battalions from WEST (around 2,000 men with heavy artillery).



Send 2 Battalions from EAST and 2 Battalions from SOUTH.



Multiple smaller forces are also suppose reinforce.







Commander Tong of 8th Road Army got news of Japanese large scale movement in his area (WEST) but don’t know why. Report says Japan army moving fast and reluctant to fight and the direction is Zhong Yang Chen.



Commander Tong suspect something has happen in Zhong Yang Chen and is near Commander Lee Yuan Long. So he command his 1,000 men to attack the Japan WEST Army en-route. Attack to the last men.







Same goes for Commander Guang at the EAST, so they mobilize to attack Japanese at the EAST.







Same goes to Commander Koon at the south. They mobilize







Imagine one un-authorized movement from a supposedly 1,000 men. Destroyed / eliminated 80,000 Japanese Soldier. In one day.





Thanks to all the forces between 15km to 30km away who sacrificed to stop / hold and destroy reinforcement. These forces include the farmers, other Chinese Army, the now Taiwan Government.





Where everyone thought was 1,000 men. Even the 8th Road Army HQ didn’t know.



The reason why the Japanese failed, because they didn’t know it was 10,000 coming to take revenge. They also didn’t know other Chinese soldiers would mobilize to take the opportunity to attack the reinforcement on normal open roads with bad geographic against many Chinese waiting to ambush their trucks, horse riding team etc.







Do you know what is the real reason Commander Lee attack Zhong Yang Chen, even before knowing his men accumulated over 10,000 men?



Remember the single lady that was captured.



It was his wife ……………………………. On the 1st night of wedding ……………….. they haven’t even ………………..






This even is in history book, not bluff.
 
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OMG bahahahhahahaha horny vengeful commander! :rofl:

did he get back his wife?? :lol: and chin, u could improve ur story telling skill a bit lah.. quite jumbled up there :lol:

but... just bcoz it was in the official history books doesnt mean its not a bluff. sometimes they need that image or inspiring "events" or "action" by a hero. the ppl need heroes. :lol: but im no expert on any particular history.

great story!
 
chin said he tamau china girl.. the kampung one all ugly and naive he said. chin only wants experienced leng lui who don need training to layan him at nite, but not a prostitute... huh?? hahahaha :lol:

chin go buy a car and mod lah! haha
 
AE80TypeD said:
chin said he tamau china girl.. the kampung one all ugly and naive he said. chin only wants experienced leng lui who don need training to layan him at nite, but not a prostitute... huh?? hahahaha :lol:

chin go buy a car and mod lah! haha

aiya, he need to go scouting la.

china huge. beijing ok, shanghai chun but be careful to those offering kereoke lessons at hotel. hehehe :albertein
 
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i dun really understand la.. can someone summarise it? too long d..
 
huahuahua...dude..is this a joke or a real story?...if it is true they should make a movie out of it...imagine if Helen of Troy can launch a thousand ships....this simple Chinese Lady Can mobilized 10,000 men and anihilated 80,000 japs in one day so that she and her beloved general can have...erhem...erhem...hahahahah
 
Saga & NOSkill,

BWAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl: damn true! one women punya pasal only.. :lol:

speaking of which, the topic starter needs a girl badly, or he will single handedly wallop Shen Zhen with blasts of "Acoustic Megapulse SuperWeapon" aka blasting the hometheatre system all nite long singing karaoke alone. :rofl:
 
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hahahahaah, the morale of my thread is "all pasal ONE perempuan"

And it is a true event recorded in history and made into a TV series as one of the episode.

The TV series circle Commander Lee Yuan Long.

The TV series titled "Liang Jian" in Mandarin pronuciation = Bright Sword in direct word translation, but true meaning is draw swords in english term. i.e. dare to fight. 24 episodes in all.




At the end of the battle...... Commander Yamamoto used the wife as shield to hold a negotiation, but the wife shouted: -

"When alive I am your woman, after death I am your ghost" - Open fire, do not let the Japanese live, kill this bastard who use a woman as shield. Take revenge for all the villagers.

Commander Yamamoto finally could not hold his anger and drew his japanese sword to slay the wife, and Commander Lee shouted "Open Fire".

The city wall's tent blew apart by the Italy Made Cannon. The city wall crumble, all the chinese soldier mass forward.

It turned into a mascacre for the japanese, total anihilation.



80,000 japanese soldier fell in zhong yang chen

several tens of thousnad fell on the way to reinforce, but all didn't reach because all dead, killed by various chinese resistance.

several thousand chinese soldier died.

several thousands farmers army died.


One of the bloodiest battle in china ww2 history, involved / affected nearly 50% of china land area at that time.





all pasal one perempuan...................
 
wah, so touching lah... even death will not do us part.. kesian la the general, in the end tak dapat juga... sob sob.

i hope by "after death i am your ghost" doesnt mean she will haunt him every single night :rofl: lidat sure heart attack many times liao.

the end very touching woh..
 
Acoustic, there's a series of documentary about the China vs Japan WW2 from China. I think you might like it. Find it from torrent sites.
The name is 一寸河山一寸血, translated as "an inch of blood for an inch of land".
 
Although they are over 60 channels here, however most are not educational, hence between a stupid modern city detective lousy soup (if spelled correctly) and a historical series. Which would you choose?

Seriously, the modern TV soup, either young teenage love, office adult love, business retail, mix of whatever combination.... all the production is so poor in story, camera technique, imposible to watch. And the actress not leng at all.

End up watching documentaries allot.



so where to get the chinese torrent site? pls provide some links :)

still ....... there are allot chinese propaganda on TV ....... some times really don't know what to watch.
 
women are capable of many things.. hahaha
do not underestimate a woman.. LOL
 
More funny stuff

After this great massive battle ....... due to lots of troops movement and some troops lost, like those area 500 men against 2,000 to block the reinforcement......

Left a big empty space.....

So KMT took the opportunity to occupy the space after that. They place a artillery battalion or 2 in the middle of 3 GCT huge forces. The position is high land mountainous also.

So negotiation start and KMT does not withdraw and want that strategic location.

GCT then move 9 battalion to surround the area, excuse is passing by, morning excersice, afternoon excersice.

One of the funniest thing is 7am morning training. KMT Commander wake up scold his offier why wake up 30 mins early.

The 2nd in Command scold back head the other way round.

Then they quickly to check who making noise.

Shock of their life, this is what they said.

Commander : Wah since when the GCT arrive? why didn't the security personal blow the horn, their numbers are so great, we are completely surround.

2nd in Command : Haih, don't mention it, we are lucky they are not Japanese..... else we would have been dead. They are only 100 paces from our bed.

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GCT also set road blocks and make all kind of excuse like gun fire practise so the supplies of FOOD and weapons cannot reach the KMT. They force them to wait, then later force them go home leaving the supplies and finally steal the supplies and say don't know

GCT to KMT : Your men came, wait then suddenly all left, we don't know where they went. May be they got roped by gangster.

after 2 weeks.... KMT lost the land and finally retreat asking begging permission from GCT.

hahahahahahhahaha dam kau funny ..........

When KMT superior go negotiate with GCT - GCT pretend don't know anything, then call in a lieutenant and find out then pretend to scold the lieutenant - why he send so many troops there for what? for fcuk is it and all ......

hahahahahha, so dam kau funny.
 
Karen, no one post anything to look down to woman, why suddenly you post likat that?

Unless I miss a sentence of two somewhere.


If got also you just ignore them lah. Which men on earth don't need a woman is a fact and we don't have to entertain men stronger than women issue.

Both are important.
 
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" Which men on earth don't need a woman is a fact "

:rofl: apa lagi chin.. dun say only la :lol: show us the girl!! :rofl:
 

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