How To Keep Yourself Awake While Driving

[sakuraguy]

How To Keep Yourself Awake While Driving

I always fall asleep when I drive, even if it's just a few miles home from work. I've developed ways to stay awake. Here's how.

Things You'll Need
- Car, long road, gum, music, phone, imagination.

Step One
Realise that you are falling asleep.

Step Two
Turn on music and start singing to it. You'll look like an idiot of course, but it's better than looking dead from an accident.

Step Three
Chew gum. Don't just put it in your mouth, make sure you are chewing it.

Step Four
Call a friend. Talk about silly things. Find a friend that let's you do the talking, instead of just listening. It won't help.

Happy Motoring

SakuraGuy
Zerotohundred.Com

 

[kelvin---]

hmm..i owez do step 2...as i've been drivin for quite often late at nite..so i tend to turn up the volume and jst sing according to the cd...hehe...good tips thou..thanks for sharing sakuraguy

 

[wenshen]

step 1 shud be RED BULL.. ;) sure ok.. but i scared later u go tailgate those aunty driving kancil.. lol.. high d..

 

[SkYwAlKeR]

all also no use when u are really sleepy... jz stop aside and take a nap...

 

[mokomoko]

step 1: Take the human battery aka Redbull
step 2: Blast your stereo
step 3: Think happy thoughts

if all steps dont work, pull over and go to sleep somewhere safe.

 

[5115]

keep a copy of "play-boy" in car :flute:

 

[Vagabond]

drink 1 bottle of livita + 1 bottle of red bull and keep on smoking while driving.

......... the down side is ..... you lose 1 year of your life for every 100km :)

 

[QuickRide]

Eh, got watch Mr Bean's Holiday? His tip also not bad ler. :P

 

[nitrus]

Singing would be good . But make sure you keep doing it .. or if u stop u'll feel exhausted from singing and end up falling sleeping instead. LOL. Not kidding..

 

[eujin]

i got 1 tips gurantee awake wholed journey even works during ur most sleepiest time....TARIK BULU HIDUNG!!!!OR TARIK BULU KAKI.....SYOK AR....

 

[ken12292703]

i got 1 tips gurantee awake wholed journey even works during ur most sleepiest time....TARIK BULU HIDUNG!!!!OR TARIK BULU KAKI.....SYOK AR....

Walaoo, by the time you reach the destination all bulu gone~

 

[ekinomae]

all also no use when u are really sleepy... jz stop aside and take a nap...

also, remember to choose a safe place before stopping aside n take a nap. Don't want some women dressing in white with no eyeballs to knock on your window late at night..

happened to my friend once..

 

[SkYwAlKeR]

also, remember to choose a safe place before stopping aside n take a nap. Don't want some women dressing in white with no eyeballs to knock on your window late at night..

happened to my friend once..

haha... den can ask for service ma.... :P

 

[FVel]

i got 1 tips gurantee awake wholed journey even works during ur most sleepiest time....TARIK BULU HIDUNG!!!!OR TARIK BULU KAKI.....SYOK AR....

Have you actually tried pulling nostril hairs ? Try it now and you will find it is not an easy thing to grab any of those tiny hairs unless you have a huge bush coming out of your nose.

Tarik bulu kaki is not practical for people wearing long pants most of the time...like me...

I think if want to tarik bulu maybe try some bulu in more accessible places. hehe

 

[Black Mamba]

i tried many...singing songs works..but if radio kantoiiiii.....chewing gum mouth gets tiring....smoking...common honestly how much can we do.....
when you guys sleep at home, usually with the air cond on, we tend to cover our legs, the weirder ones everything....but try just covering everything but not your legs....that keeps u awake...so when driving...take your shoes off....re route the aircond to the leg compartment...make sure its on its lowest setting....see if it works...downside is some fellas leg smell can kill insects n small animals....so be careful...try it....doenst work...just stop at a safe place n take a nap.....better late than dead....

 

[cchcchcch]

haha.....
1) i will take out my jay chow CD
2) i will sing~
3) i feel awake~

 

[m@ttz]

redbull, livita, tongkat ali, singing, smoking, etc didnt work if u really2 sleepy, the best find someone to 'play around', dont go so fast, 110-120kmh should b ok wat..

i always do dis on long journey, try to tailgate one car on dat speed, surely he try to run n once c u left far behind, of coz he'll wait u, kekeke.. last time driving from melaka, follow one gti, donno dat guy, just concentrate on him n driving, wahh.. nilai edi la..

 

[QuickRide]

Eh, follow what newspaper today say lo. The police say when they were giving summons, a lorry stopped and they wind down the window and show middle finger and scold the 2 patrol officers. Then they got chase and brought to police station. Haha..do so.. sure you wont sleep anymore cause pocket got hole ade :P

 

[drag_addict]

redbull, livita, tongkat ali, singing, smoking, etc didnt work if u really2 sleepy, the best find someone to 'play around', dont go so fast, 110-120kmh should b ok wat..

i always do dis on long journey, try to tailgate one car on dat speed, surely he try to run n once c u left far behind, of coz he'll wait u, kekeke.. last time driving from melaka, follow one gti, donno dat guy, just concentrate on him n driving, wahh.. nilai edi la..

unfortunately,this one really works...the faster the better!

 

[satria_95]

Step 5
Shout in the car to a rock song or something.

Step 6
When you yawn, yawn loudly. This may help to reduce a bit of sleepiness.

Step 7
Don't fark too much the day before or don't fark if you know you gonna drive for long distances.

Step 8
Nia ma chow fan (your mother's fried rice). Don't ask so much la. If you sleepy, then don't drive la, diu.

hahahaha