JPJ oh JPJ

^^^these dumb fuck uneducated bastard cops/jpj enforcers (I HOPE TO GOD ONE OF THEM IS READING THIS) have the fucking worst taste.

saw a perdana V6 pulling out from setapak police station just now in red with the stupid windscreen nozzle lights, the fucking ugliest wheels and chrome all over.
*puke*
 
yah, Screw them.... They are bloodsuckers, all they want is MONEY.......
Dont allow us to modify exhaust, ask the goverment why are there so many exhaust shop still opening around everywhere?..........Screw JPJs....SUCkers...
 
hi guys... this is my first post... im also driving a moded engine satria... when i went to Puspakom to check my car... i pass with my muffler in it... i got a feeling even when i tell them that they will still give me a quest..." macam mana mau settle" ahahhaha fuck man... sometimes really duno how to play car lah.. they keep promoting bout motorsports industries... and yet they do all this...

i mean if your car is illegal then i got nothing to say lah... but some of our cars are legal.. so dont kacau us... kacau the illegal wan lah correct anot??

just my 2cents :D
 
den guys im driving 4G93t in satria original engine 1.6 mivec bodykit ,i heard from ppl dat they will saman for the mivec head and stuff around RM 1k isit true??
dat day my fren jus kena jpj block in damansara, stock 1.6 but noisy exhaust,
he got 2 letters, 1 saman and the other one is inspection..to avoid from goin to inspection he paid RM 450 to sumone to settle evrythin witout inspection..
why the fuck !!! as u all said if they dun allow modifications ,why there is alot of performance shops around ...damn it..they shuld stop the stocks from coming in to msia if they find it illegal..sigh..summore now got alot of new performance parts..GERAM....fark those JPJs..why cant they set the rules like modify as much as u like..its not thier money anyway, its ours..depends to us to waste it on cars or not..why the hell they care..none of thier FUCKING business,,..even b4 CNY my car got stopped by poilce car,they ask why is my mirror tinited black,den i told them its my bros car ,they said dat u have to change it cus we cant see inside..
the problem is black tinted at the back 2 mirror oni,front can see thru one..who the hell will look at the driver from the back mirror..WTF...the more i say the more im pissed of..FARK JPJs!!!!! car modification RULEZZZZZZ!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by dolly@Jan 25 2004, 12:06 AM
of course htey have to be, they are the enforcers. whats the point if they can't catch up with us?
thay don't want to cathc us up lah hehehhe
thay use it for illegal race one hehehhehehe....
even JPJ enforcer are involved in the illegal race play money some more hahahaha
 
illegal modification ? can they state clearly WHAT is ILEGAL ? things that are sold at SHOPS should NOT BE ILEGAL rite ? WTF??? mod bodykit also wanna kacau ..mod bodykit will langgar ppl die meh ? mod a little engine also wanna cakap banyak ..u see ..many accident use stock car also can langger ppl die la ..they tok cock onli ..coz nothing to do then wanna eat money kau kau ...
 
Originally posted by xin@Jan 30 2005, 22:23
many accident use stock car also can langger ppl die la ..they tok cock onli ..coz nothing to do then wanna eat money kau kau ...
the problem is...once a modded car gets into an accident, it usually gets more exposure from the media.

Y the hell JPJ doesnt call on random checks for EVERYONE???
ple dun be mad while reading this, at least let me finnish b4 u all flame me :ph34r:

Alot of stock looking cars around, especially those maintained ppl who have no interest of good knowledge about cars, are NOT FIT to be on the road!!!

have any of u driven ur fren's (or auntie, or unker, or ur fren's fren's...u get the idea) car just to find that it's alignment is totally out, it's tyres are bold, it's brakes wont bite, it's brake light not working or whatsoever problems that could cause an accident???

not to mention emmision test. how many times have u been behind a car that smokes from it's ass?

How many times have u seen cars with simetyre full slicks on the road?
some even go to the extend of having thier linen treads shown.

we can just buy a car...register it and JPJ wont kacau u forever if u keep it stock and pay road tax. They dont giv a shit if it's not roadworthy.
 
Well, to me, this is just the Malaysian Government's way of doing things. Just do things based on stupid judgements (Hell ya, only kancil and satria owners mod their cars) and not the true objectives based on REAL study.

Regards
 
this thread has been born from the dead.. look at the date of the 1st posting.

its true, they're out to get us.. I was thinking about this the other ..
why on earth do we have to do the things to our car according to what
they want it to be, when we paid for the car with our own money ? haha..

anyways .. it was just a silly thought and i know without rules and regulations,
the country wouldnt run properly, bla bla.. but think about it guys .. why ??
 
my previous satria sudah kena ma...last year.JPJ hantar surat for re-inspection to my home.go to wangsa maju JPJ.just change to standad piping....kasi takde bunyi punya.......time tu cuak siot :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
heres my 2 cents,
first, according to law the jpj dont have the power to stop people from selling or installing performance stuff in a shop. they however can stop you once you are on the road hile using illegal parts

two, the only people who can stop the accessory and performance shop from selling stuff is the trade miniostry but they are only intrested in vcd and dvd.


three, play dirty when you know you are right. once i was stopped at a jpj road block. since my mods are considered barely legal following jpj regulations, i was let go.
here a scrip of what happened.

jpj officer: cantik kereta?
me: memang
jpj: bukak hood
so i pop the hood.
jpj: ni enjin dah register?
me: dah lama dah (in a lansi tone)
jpj: mana registration?
me: tak bawak.
jpj: mana boleh tak bawak.
me: encik gila ke? kalau orang curik kereta ni free free je bagi registration sekali.
jpj: salinan pun tak ade?
me: sama gak, pastu dia orang boleh buat original copy.
jpj: habis macam mana ni?
me: mana saya tau, bukan masaalah saya road tax baru tak ade nombor enjin.
at this time another officer had came and were checking my car, he saw the big exhaust (tip only, inside 1.8inch s-flow muffler) so asked the partner to rev my car.
he rev until redline so it was kinda loud, he looked at me and i said, cik, saya bukan bodoh. tu bukan cara nak test bunyi.
jpj: kalau camni kita tarik jelah!!
me: boleh tarik tapi bagi saya nombor staff encik supaya saya boleh bagi saman kerana menyusahkan saya bila kereta saya pass nanti.
after that was said that the two looked at each other and said, pegi lah kau, banyak lak cakapnye.

so moral of the story is, keep the mods simple and always check whether you are within the law. since some laws have gaps in them, use it. dont be affraid.
 
dangerous lor..
this guy is sure experience 1..
alwiz meet JPJ ppl..thats y he know how to handle it..

but d feedback i heard was..to b nice and sopan to JPJ ppl, so they won't gv us lotsa probs..

any comments? :rolleyes:
 
Test your luck lar. But never be lansi with JPJ. I have encountered so many police roadblocks and JPJ roadblocks but all passed.Just be humble and be nice.Dont messed up with them.Last two months kena roadblock at bukit jalil at 2AM, i know they are looking for duit kopi and asking how come my headlight was so dem bright ( i installed an aftermarket HID set one ) then i showed them the PIAA small headlight bulb that i always carried around in my glove box. i said i just changed it to brighter white lamp coz i am rabun and my previous headlight was so dim.

here was the conversation

me: Selamat malam encik.
police: Pergi mana ni?
me: balik rumah encik, baru balik dari rumah kawan dekat Ampang.
police: wah sudah pukul 2 pagi apa bikin dekat rumah kawan.esok tak kerja ka?
me: saya kerja sendiri encik.
police: wah lampu depan banyak terang? apa bikin?
me: ( took out the PIAA bulb box), ni encik , saya baru tukar, mata saya rabun lagipun lampu lama tak terang sangat.nanti bahaya kalau langgar orang ke kereta ke
police: berapa ringgit ni? elok ke lampu ni?
me: tak mahal sangat dalam rm80 je, elok brand dari Jepun.
police: ( then check my roadtax) ok jalan bawak baik baik
me: terima kasih encik.

then i chow.hahahaha lega...
 
wah.....nice la ur story...takde lagi ke? :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
in general.. if we r more polite and not lansi with police/JPJ .. the chances of going thru w/o much hassle is higher.. :)
 
Originally posted by vtecun@Feb 7 2005, 13:50
wah.....nice la ur story...takde lagi ke? :lol: :lol: :lol:
vtecun

I HOPE NO MORE la after this. always shaking when jumpa roadblock even i know i did nothing wrong with my car, but you know la pakcik/jpj if wanna saman you will looking for even small matter like changing rims also kena mah.
 
yeah.. thats right.. if they wanna saman.. they will 'korek' your car like crazy.. lowered/ejos loud/ejos too big/tinted/ blah..blah..bla..
 
Buck, what's the definition of 'illegal parts'? How to know what is legal, and what is NOT legal? :ph34r:
 

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