/budget 2013 - a joke

so, this means the longer you could delay the payment, the better chance of getting discount??? pffttt.....
What kinda screw-up thinking and action from the Govt??


Try this method with ah long or any banks....and see if can get discount or not.....hahahah
 
so, this means the longer you could delay the payment, the better chance of getting discount??? pffttt.....
What kinda screw-up thinking and action from the Govt??


Try this method with ah long or any banks....and see if can get discount or not.....hahahah

What to do, happened with speeding summons, now the loan thing. Loan defaulters will now take advantage, if G do not follow the Ah Long way to collect.....:hmmmm:

Try that with Ah Long, turn up in plastic bag, found in drain, get burnt, etc.....bank at least legal way.....ha! ha!
 
Guys, have you heard that the govt is planning/considering to provide LOAN for those who wanted to get married?? (meaning wanna get married, but no money kinda case)

Wonder what next, loan for newly wed honeymoon? then loan for project @ making babies?
Loan to buy milk powder?? Loan to buy pampers?

hahahah....
 
Guys, have you heard that the govt is planning/considering to provide LOAN for those who wanted to get married?? (meaning wanna get married, but no money kinda case)

Wonder what next, loan for newly wed honeymoon? then loan for project @ making babies?
Loan to buy milk powder?? Loan to buy pampers?

hahahah....

No joke? Milk powder they plan to consider put under control price list already.
So what next? If more plan to marry early with easy loans, bound to have failed ones, so got Loans for Divorce also?:smokin:
 
rosmah's+watch.jpg

Franck+muller.jpg

The watch FLOM is shown wearing reportedly costs >RM500,000!!! It is supposedly a Franck Muller Master Square ladies watch.
 
RM50,000.00 jatuh standet FLOM loo.......

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Audit report

Cattle and goat semen imported — and then wasted

MARDITECH Corporation, a subsidiary of the Malaysian Agricultural Research and Development Institute (Mardi), spent RM1.39mil from 2007 to last year for insemination and embryonic transfer involving cattle and goats.

However, according to the A-G Report, some RM486,100 worth of semen were wasted as they remained unused.

The report said 3,800 straws of cattle and goat semen and 600 goat embryos were imported from South Africa and Australia between 2007 and last year for the purpose of artificial insemination.

Aside from that, Marditech also bought some 1,212 straws of goat semen from its nucleus farm in Kluang, Johor.

The average cost of goat semen is RM250 per straw and RM122 for cattle semen. Each goat embryo costs around RM1,391.

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Indah Water, RapidKL deep in red
Indah Water Konsortium accumulated losses of RM888.81 million as of 2010, while RapidKL's losses hit RM293.82 million.

Defence Ministry pays RM3.2bil for shoddy quarters

The 84 percent cost overrun amounts to RM1.46 billion, according to the auditor-general.

'Top secret vaults used to store furniture'
The Registrar of Societies and the Civil Defence Department have been reprimanded in the Auditor-General's Report for storing old furniture in their vault intended for top secret documents.

Customs officer goes on RM1.82mil shopping spree
The officer ordered hundreds of items despite not being authorised to do so - and no action was taken.

Majority of DBKL's traffic cameras faulty
Between January 2009 and Aug 2011, 50 to 83 percent of the cameras were not functional, with repair costs exceeding RM16 million.
 
if goat semen expired, can use to patch the parliament roof leaking area. It is not a waste unless the party involved bought it for their dietaries :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
if goat semen expired, can use to patch the parliament roof leaking area. It is not a waste unless the party involved bought it for their dietaries :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Maybe can also used in court for sodomy cases ?

Just rub some near that area and fix up someone?:adore::joyman:
 
I doubt malaysia got this advance tech, even finger print they cannot solve.:banghead:

Depends on how serious loh! Can send for expert from overseas.....:adore:

Finger print, probably they mess them up themselves....:rolleyes:
 
RM1bil overruns in building married quarters facilities

THE Defence Ministry has seen cost overruns in excess of RM1bil in the construction of married quarters facilities (RKAT) for members of the Malaysian Armed Forces, said the Auditor-General’s Report.

Based on the audit, the cost to develop 38 RKAT across the country stood at RM3.206bil as of December 2011, nearly double the ceiling allocation of RM1.742bil set under the Ninth Malaysia Plan.

WAH-Lan! what has MACC been doing (or rather not doing in this case) all this while? Tido? Surfing porn web? Busy walloping people?
 

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