Police Block...

[KeV-TEC]

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i wish that i would have some positive thing to say abou police...
but after listen to u guys... what else i can say...
sigh

 

[bushidofang]

got.. got some positive thing to say about police.. pandai cari duit lor.. haha..

 

[KeV-TEC]

woot... char dou...
thats a positive for them...
but negative for us...
cuz our money... sigh

 

[bushidofang]

haha.. but kev.. you see.. when they get their money.. they dont give a F*** whether you rugi or untung.. as long they get duit la.. somemore now Raya coming.. haih. jaga all your money a bit weii..

 

[xinghonh]

i know how...juz drive when its raining lol

 

[bushidofang]

wah.. like that how we go out during sunny days worr?? dont need work? unless this negara is full with hutan hujan tropika la.. haha.

 

[xinghonh]

er...we tumpang the police car la..wahah

 

[bushidofang]

tumpang?? kev.. later they saman us lagi la... "woi, you tumpang tak yah duit ah? mali RM50! theng yu and plis mali again!" swt -___-"

 

[satria_95]

Buy a truck full of pigs and let it loose inside the police station! buahahaha

 

[nitrus]

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

 

[KeV-TEC]

tumpang?? kev.. later they saman us lagi la... "woi, you tumpang tak yah duit ah? mali RM50! theng yu and plis mali again!" swt -___-"

huh why me.... its xinghonh say tumpang 1 wor... suddenly kena makan mushroom... haha

er...we tumpang the police car la..wahah

 

[Slipknot Fanatic]

Buy a truck full of pigs and let it loose inside the police station! buahahaha

Good idea. This will surely make the headlines.

 

[feudalklippe]

hmm...coz i oso scared now...juz chg 2 straight flow exhaust ler...

just don't let them see ur new exhaust..huhu..slow2 pass them only..police u can escape.but no no if you go thru a jpj roadblock..

 

[xinghonh]

huh...seriously police block can escape?but the exhaust quite noisy ler....
anyways anyone of u all know where mrr2 speedtraps are?i juz got a speeding ticket ler...damn!

 

[satria_95]

slipknot,
I think it'll also make the side lines, the front lines, backside lines, panty lines, bra lines, pussy lines, ass line, whatever line la. hahaha
Or another way to probably escape road block is to drive around with a pig in the car, and windows down. then the pig will put the head out like how dogs do. when kena stop, the police sure ask you get the hell outta there hahaha

 

[bushidofang]

huh why me.... its xinghonh say tumpang 1 wor... suddenly kena makan mushroom... haha

nola.. haha.. just talking to you haha..

 

[KeV-TEC]

huh...seriously police block can escape?but the exhaust quite noisy ler....
anyways anyone of u all know where mrr2 speedtraps are?i juz got a speeding ticket ler...damn

about speeding trap... is it only apply to afternoon???
i dun think at night their camera ar so keng that can capture in such a dark scence
any1 can confirm me about this???
cuz at night i dun tend to follow speed limit lo... cuz i think they wont be able to snap my car kua

 

[KeV-TEC]

Or another way to probably escape road block is to drive around with a pig in the car

like this i think u need to wash your car everyday liaw!!!
i mean interior... ahahha
or maybe d pig will be damn freak out...
nanti half way driving u kasih BBQ sama d pig le...

 

[mini clubman DF9818]

tat day i hv block by a police at jalan kuching.....(tat time i really din put up seat belt la)

then polis stop me n i still sitting inside the car............
then he come down wif takda siok............

fxxker polis: mana u pergi?
me :kerja la
fxxker polis:tapi apa hal dalam kereta banyak beg (wtf tat cannot got beg inside the car mea???)
me :dalam semua baju la............nak saya buka tengok?
fxxker polis:bagi saya u punya ic & license
me :.........(i juz gv him)
fxxker polis:u pernah kena saman arr?
me :saya ingat saya tak pernah la......tapi u boleh tolong saya check arr??

then three of us walk to the police car..........
then the polis take my ic n dun noe write wad inside a piece of paper.......then....he open then saman book..........

fxxker polis:boleh tulis saman arr???(tat time i wanna say wtf la u tanya saya)(but i noe he wan duit kopi la)
me :harr???saman arr? boleh kau tim arr?saya malas mau pergi bayar saman la.....
fxxker polis:apa macam u mau kau tim???
me :berapa lu mau?
fxxker polis:har?u tanya balik saya?
me :ini macam la rm20 settle la......
fxxker polis:20 tak boleh la.............saya mau buka la....
me :habis u mau berapa?
fxxker polis:ini macam la 20 satu orang boleh?
me :(im very hot oledi)tak boleh la............u buka shj la............

the saman tat wanna pay for din put seat belt is rm50 n u wan kopi for 40........
i rather gv gov n oso dun wan gv the fxxker polis alought i noe is im wrong.........

 

[FuGZ]

well, speaking of block, my story isn't exactly a block but cops related.

One night sometime last week, i was driving back from KL. I got stopped by patrol car becuz of black tint and exhaust. So, i ask whether can give me chance, since i already got a letter from jpj to go inspection in a few days (showed him the letter). He said, jpj and cops diff. so okay lo, ask for saman lo. Then he say, my car must be compounded =\

So he asked me to sit behind and he boosted with my air con on all the way to the traffic police station, i was flying back and forth in the backseat. As we passed pudu area, he was saying that i go home take cab from there. I say okay lo. The whole time, the cop was bullying me with words due to my poor command in malay language.

When we finally reached the station, he kept quiet for about 30 seconds, i had a feeling that he'd want me to give in and settle it with quick money. I didn't dare to bring it up because i wouldn't want to get charged for that, or maybe he'd ask for higher by threatening me with quick settlements. So i took my books and player along with me since i thought they'd compound my car. The cop then told me to go inside the office.

5 officers bullying me with words, shouting at me about my tint and exhaust. Asking why i bring my books together with me la, showing student is it?, that kinda thing. I guess this shows the plan was never to compound my car. It's plain common sense i have them with me becuz i thought my car would be compounded. I said the car came with the tint and exhaust, they said no way till i told them i bought it second hand. And one of the officers asked me, "Why did you rev in front of the officer?". I guess from that question, i could tell what kinda situation is going on. I wouldn't be stupid to do that so i replied with a safe answer, "maybe becuz the exhaust is plain loud, not on purpose". They asked questions like, who's the car registered to, and dad work as what. Say la mesti kaya and stuff, i guess i know where things were heading. I bet it was money.

But anyways, with the 20cent face i gave them, they let me go with a condition: taking off my tints myself. Thank god, it had not left any sticky residue and was easy to take out.

That was one of my unlucky encounters this month. Funny how i see alot of patrol cars around this time of month, and i really get a fed up feeling everytime i see one around now.

Haihz, having a cop boosting your car with the air con on and wasting an hour with them getting bullied by multiple officers. Isn't pleasant at all. For what? Seeking for fun and quick settlements rather than to issue a summon.