KL traffic's a nightmare

Problem is no upkeep of public transport and By the time they build extra station, population increase even more.....:banghead:
 
I think the problem is, first and foremost is attitude, especially those impatient bastards like those who 'create' a third lane when there is none. They would be the ones trying to squeeze into your lane when their make-belief lane disappears, slowing down people in the proper lane and thus creating a traffic jam. I pledge one day to buy an SUV with a big kangaroo bar at the front and ram the idiots who try to mencelah into my lane. Other bastards of this type are those who like to jump queue at traffic lights/toll lane. This one fella even jump queue at a police road block, blocking me off right in front of the police officer...haishhh..I was surprised to see that 'fella' was actually a woman driver.:banghead:


Of course, if the public transport is actually any good, people would actually consider using them for daily commute. So I say, more LRT system and improve the damedn awful KTM service. I can safely say the KTM service is an embarrassment. I've been stuck in a KTM coach in the middle of nowhere with the aircond off for half an hour far too many times to count.

Agree that a lot of people tend to cut queue, even when there is no jam. Some even cut in without
signals, those are the nightmares in traffic jams. The one you encounter is a woman, don't be
surprise bro, nowadays majority ladies on the road seems to be more reckless than guys and yet
their recklessness are way more dangerous than men. They can just turn on the signal, and switch
lanes without considering whether u can stop in time or not. As long their signal is on,
they have to come out. Well, not all but majority nowadays are ladies that are reckless...

There was once, I was coming out from a car park, well not cutting queue, the lady driver just
stick closer to the car and refuse to let me pass...I already put on my signal as well to be
polite. Is traffic jam, how fast can u go...Not close enough as she thought, I manage to go
out anyhow. :biggrin:
 
Agree that a lot of people tend to cut queue, even when there is no jam. Some even cut in without
signals, those are the nightmares in traffic jams. The one you encounter is a woman, don't be
surprise bro, nowadays majority ladies on the road seems to be more reckless than guys and yet
their recklessness are way more dangerous than men. They can just turn on the signal, and switch
lanes without considering whether u can stop in time or not. As long their signal is on,
they have to come out. Well, not all but majority nowadays are ladies that are reckless...

There was once, I was coming out from a car park, well not cutting queue, the lady driver just
stick closer to the car and refuse to let me pass...I already put on my signal as well to be
polite. Is traffic jam, how fast can u go...Not close enough as she thought, I manage to go
out anyhow. :biggrin:

trying to get a good look at you......:rofl:
 
There was once, I was coming out from a car park, well not cutting queue, the lady driver just
stick closer to the car
and refuse to let me pass...I already put on my signal as well to be
polite. Is traffic jam, how fast can u go...Not close enough as she thought, I manage to go
out anyhow.

I was referring to this one woh.......:rolleyes::rofl:
 
There was once, I was coming out from a car park, well not cutting queue, the lady driver just
stick closer to the car
and refuse to let me pass...I already put on my signal as well to be
polite. Is traffic jam, how fast can u go...Not close enough as she thought, I manage to go
out anyhow.

I was referring to this one woh.......:rolleyes::rofl:

I know, but this one didnt cock stare me...only the rider on the bike that keep cock stare me...:rofl:
 
Yup, but I just got my Morning Nightmare in Jalan Kuching this morning. Not cuz of Jam cuz it was still okay not too jam this morning.
Was in the 2nd lane from the right, so wanted to overtake a road hogger early in the morning, a kancil.

She was hogging the lane at about 30km/h but the traffic was moving at like 50km/h...maintaining about 3 cars distance from the
car in front of her...so, cars from other lanes tend to cut into her lane, in other words, slowing me down and the rest behind me...

So, I turn on my signal as usual, to cut to the third lane once there is no car/bike. While I was cutting out, a bike from the left lane
cut into the same lane that I'm cutting in, I saw him so did brake and waited for him to pass as he was honking there...

Let him pass nvm, but not sure what is wrong with him, gave me the cock stare...okay fine nvm, he then slowly change lane to the middle of the traffic adi, as I was about to overtake him and the kancil, cock stare me again :stoned:

I was like WTF is wrong with u man...I'm no Andy Lau or even Brad Pitt la...:stupid:
Not sure what is his problem, just feel like winding down the window and ask him...
so didnt wanna waste my time with such retards, went on with my way to work....

You are cool man! Some bikers have king mentality but idiotic one. I have encountered many such retarded king bikers, one even kicked my front bumper.:stupid:
 
i got stuck in kl for the past decade, so im kinda used to it.

dont blame it on others, or blame that fella who just park there like he is the agong... its all about yourselves.

understand where it came from (i mean the hours) :

7am to 930am stay away from peak areas, tell ur boss zth.com complained too much bout traffic jams and need to wake up late a bit.

4.30pm to 830pm go for a cuppa or beer at some papaya kedai and stay there till u get stoned, then drive like a agong and parked at roadside like the pm with 20 over police bikes escorting to give way.

thats the way to stay "AWAY" from KL.
 
If see some bastards double or triple park or park in the middle of nowhere...take out a lime and squeeze some on the body...and also windscreen. Damn effective!
 
U give him a gay stare lo... confirm he ran away...
Good Idea...or just keep smiling to irritate him more haha!

If see some bastards double or triple park or park in the middle of nowhere...take out a lime and squeeze some on the body...and also windscreen. Damn effective!

What does that do? Only know that it will crack the windscreen under hot sun :rofl:

On paint I'm not sure...but pity the car, cuz is not the car fault, is the owner :listen:
 
Good Idea...or just keep smiling to irritate him more haha!



What does that do? Only know that it will crack the windscreen under hot sun :rofl:

On paint I'm not sure...but pity the car, cuz is not the car fault, is the owner :listen:

Not as bad as the one I saw in a car park many years ago. This car double park and block another car that was in a parking space. However after much turning, manage to come out, but that driver left a note on the car bonnet "Please learn to park properly" This wording was actually scratched into the bonnet paintwork.....:bawling:
 
Not as bad as the one I saw in a car park many years ago. This car double park and block another car that was in a parking space. However after much turning, manage to come out, but that driver left a note on the car bonnet "Please learn to park properly" This wording was actually scratched into the bonnet paintwork.....:bawling:

Yeah people like that has to be given a hard lesson!
 
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Not as bad as the one I saw in a car park many years ago. This car double park and block another car that was in a parking space. However after much turning, manage to come out, but that driver left a note on the car bonnet "Please learn to park properly" This wording was actually scratched into the bonnet paintwork.....:bawling:

That one, still okay, I seen one before in 1Utama, long time ago before the New Wing came up,
My family usually park at that same open space car park and enter 1Utama through the basement
car park back entrance.

As we were walking in, we heard a car alarm went off while walking. A plump chinese guy, walk
pass us with angry face, we didnt know why. Then he came back again. Shock to see
him Kicking the Iswara Driver's door...kick until bloody Dented :rofl:

Kick a few times, he walk away, then kick again...I think he is trying to wait till the owner
comes back...

But is kinda stupid idea, since ur car is blocked, he will know definitely is the owner of the car
he blocked did it.

Well, didnt know what is the end of the story though...might have resolve into a fight...
 

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