y ppl these days bullshit?

[lan evo]

actually satria really can make it to rwd

 

[reddice]

ok my turn..

this is the "conman" in my office..braggin like hell!!and he is out of my unit!!i send him to other unit because cannot stand his stupidity and "cakap besar"..

Some of the con :
1 : eh,you know that im am some kerabat of Negeri Sembilan arr??
2 : eh,the kerabat ask me to be the CEO of his company but i dont want la..
3 : i used to be a managing director before..
4 : i learn many stuff from an one enggineer about flash,hardware,software everything la...but i dont want to show off..( fuck,he dont even know how to make 2 partitions out of one hardisk )
5 : this morning arr..one putra rev,rev in front of me,i drop to third gear and i smoke him kaw kaw after the toll exit..putra is not "potong angin,iswara potong angin..lagi laju...(yea..right..iswara 1.3 can smoke putra..smoke my standard 1.6 satria first,no offend to iswara owner..i refering to him)..
6 : this office networking,i do alone you know..YEAH RIGHT!!
7 : last week when i go to johor,i tapau i car with some pish,pish sound...then i said..maybe you tapau vr4 or evo 3??he said,i think vr4 la..then i said,they can exceed 230km/h at highway,can you keep up??he said,hey..i tapau him la...
8 : one guy of TNB come to our office..repair the DB (some electric switch la,i dont know la.. )..i talk to the guys..ok,working with TNB for about 15 years..suddenly the braggin fella wanna show the TNB guy how to do the wiring!!he tell to do this,connect this switch to this,this cable to this..and all la..damn..i already malu!!
9 : i previously owned a company that profit almost 100k permonth..but i get cheated by my fren..he cheated me 20k,then i bankrupt....**duh..RM20k with Rm 100k profit..bancrupt??

this guy only learn until standard 6..talk like shit..i always wanna have fight with him because can stand his attitude...and almost forgot....his punch card always red...always late..always me ke tiaw by my boss because of him..and one more..out of one week,one day he must MC!when me and my boss ask he said : GOT MY RELATIVE DIE,SO MUST SEND MY MOTHER AND FATHER TO MY RELATIVE HOME...yeah right!!every week!!damn!!this is the worse guys on this planet i ever met!!luckily i send he out of my unit!!

 

[rollakid]

actually satria really can make it to rwd

i guess the best two answer would be

-got money whatever also can lar..

or

-meh.. dun care--- look!! tupai on tiang lampu!! (then cabut)

 

[Fluffy]

i guess the best two answer would be

-got money whatever also can lar..

or

-meh.. dun care--- look!! tupai on tiang lampu!! (then cabut)

i didnt know tupai can be very interesting..hahaha

 

[nitrus]

hahahaa.. i hav come across some of these kind of ppl b4 ... normally i'll just nod n laugh along and 'ohh" or "i see..." , but we all know better la.

tats why when i hear ppl start talking about anything, i'll juz keep quiet n c wat they say first , b4 commenting... or i might not even comment at all .

last time i had this friend, i n another fren asked him, how the turbo cars make the "psttttt" sound (last time still newbie, now also stil newbie la but, nvm.. hahhaa) ..
then he say like, "why u want turbo la.. u n/a car u install the wastegate then got sound ady la, the most ur car loose some power only" ... .last time sohai, we believe.

now everytime i think back i'll end up laughing to myself about it.. HAHHAHAa!!!! so ok boys n girls, install a wastegate in ur n/a engine n get the turbo sound. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! but normally i'll juz ignore la these ppl, juz listen la. c wat they hav to say... watever la...

 

[hornydrifter]

ok my turn..

this is the "conman" in my office..braggin like hell!!and he is out of my unit!!i send him to other unit because cannot stand his stupidity and "cakap besar"..

Some of the con :
1 : eh,you know that im am some kerabat of Negeri Sembilan arr??
2 : eh,the kerabat ask me to be the CEO of his company but i dont want la..
3 : i used to be a managing director before..
4 : i learn many stuff from an one enggineer about flash,hardware,software everything la...but i dont want to show off..( fuck,he dont even know how to make 2 partitions out of one hardisk )
5 : this morning arr..one putra rev,rev in front of me,i drop to third gear and i smoke him kaw kaw after the toll exit..putra is not "potong angin,iswara potong angin..lagi laju...(yea..right..iswara 1.3 can smoke putra..smoke my standard 1.6 satria first,no offend to iswara owner..i refering to him)..
6 : this office networking,i do alone you know..YEAH RIGHT!!
7 : last week when i go to johor,i tapau i car with some pish,pish sound...then i said..maybe you tapau vr4 or evo 3??he said,i think vr4 la..then i said,they can exceed 230km/h at highway,can you keep up??he said,hey..i tapau him la...
8 : one guy of TNB come to our office..repair the DB (some electric switch la,i dont know la.. )..i talk to the guys..ok,working with TNB for about 15 years..suddenly the braggin fella wanna show the TNB guy how to do the wiring!!he tell to do this,connect this switch to this,this cable to this..and all la..damn..i already malu!!
9 : i previously owned a company that profit almost 100k permonth..but i get cheated by my fren..he cheated me 20k,then i bankrupt....**duh..RM20k with Rm 100k profit..bancrupt??

this guy only learn until standard 6..talk like shit..i always wanna have fight with him because can stand his attitude...and almost forgot....his punch card always red...always late..always me ke tiaw by my boss because of him..and one more..out of one week,one day he must MC!when me and my boss ask he said : GOT MY RELATIVE DIE,SO MUST SEND MY MOTHER AND FATHER TO MY RELATIVE HOME...yeah right!!every week!!damn!!this is the worse guys on this planet i ever met!!luckily i send he out of my unit!!

THIS IS WAT I MEAN PEOPLE!

 

[hornydrifter]

why do you associate yourself with such individuals in the first place? lol.

Dude,i have to...knew them since small...i grew up..they...nvr grew up..wat 2 do? want 2 tell them off later heartbroken...dun tell later ppl make fun...aiyoh!:cry_smile: Dun mind Nood even a stupid question..ppl make mistakes..so teach them...but...ppl who dunno nuthing bragging like they are the experts and taiko's...sooo iritating..me myself still learning..till today dunno how a gearbox works...hehehehehe..

 

[hornydrifter]

if what ur fren say is true how??
search at net..
use ur brain i dont think u r good enough...
kancill 300hp do exist..
use ur brain to search in net..

dude..VOLKS RACING ORI IN BROTHERS!! evrybody know wat BROTHERS SELLS!!!
and kancil 300bhp....from his 850 weber carbie..no need brain to tink laa...:emoticon_U:

 

[ehaab]

..ahh..tired of the guy always talking bullshit....ahh god...IGNORE PLS..
..let ur actions do the talking or ur car..then ppl will shut up..

 

[J101]

- koz it makes them feel welcome in the group
- koz bullshitting/cheating own/other friends the fastest way to make money
- koz its the fastest way to become a celebrity in the group/public
- koz to make them shine with power,authority and knowledge
- koz they got nothing to do in life besides creating new invention in their mind
- koz bullshitting newbies is the new trend nowadays
- koz they are used to it since they were a kid
- koz they think they are infront of others
- koz they are boring people
- koz it makes them look professional/experts
- koz they abuse the word "sales"
- koz it makes them happy in their own mind
- koz they are conman in the making
- koz they want to make ppl listen to what ppl wants
- koz they are attention seekers bigtime

they should become hostage-negotiator by profession..maybe can save more lives.